var msg = new Array();
Stamp = new Date();
today = Stamp.getDate();
msg[1] = "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.";
msg[2] = "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.";
msg[3] = "Procrastinate now, do not put it off.";
msg[4] = "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.";
msg[5] = "Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders";
msg[6] = "Crowded elevators smell different to midget";
msg[7] = "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail";
msg[8] = "Life is an Ocean, Sail It";
msg[9] = "He who laughs last, thinks slowest";
msg[10] = "Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!";
msg[11] = "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize";
msg[12] = "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.";
msg[13] = "Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich";
msg[14] = "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.";
msg[15] = "Half the people you know are below average.";
msg[16] = "A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good";
msg[17] = "Man who eat picture of father soon be spitting image of father";
msg[18] = "Man who lives in green house must take shower in basement";
msg[19] = "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory";
msg[20] = "The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up";
msg[21] = "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese";
msg[22] = "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.";
msg[23] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something";
msg[24] = "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm";
msg[25] = "Bear who plays with himself neglects his honey";
msg[26] = "Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue";
msg[27] = "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane";
msg[28] = "Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film";
msg[29] = "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy";
msg[30] = "Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now";
msg[31] = "He, who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth";
function writeTip() { 
document.write(msg[today]);
}
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